The Bert Show: K. Lee’s List Of Things NOT To Say To Your Pregnant Wife

Our dear producer K. Lee has mastered the art of sticking his foot in his mouth…and he did it again with his pregnant WIFE. Here’s his PSA – it’s a list of things NOT to say to a pregnant woman.

These are things that have actually been said to her by people…

Are you sure it’s not twins?!
Are you sure you’re not further along?
Aren’t you a little old?
You shouldn’t be doing that.
You look really healthy.
Are you gonna make it to your due date?!
I can’t believe you have six more months left!
You’re carrying really wide!
You look so tired.

And there’s the stuff that HE said to his OWN wife…

Why do your toes look like little hot dogs?
Why are you sweating so much?

And never, EVER ask: so how fast are you gonna lose the baby weight?!