Guys come in all shapes and sizes. Some are larger. Some are smaller. Some rest somewhere comfortably in the middle. I’m not talking height or weight here. Of course, I’m talking about the hammer he has hanging below his tool belt. A recent study has polled several people to name which of their romantic partners had the largest endowment. They took the results, and put together a list of guys’ first names that correspond to the biggest members. Here are their top twenty!
20) Jeremy
19) Juan
18) Vincent
17) Bradley
16) Philip
15) William
14) Jordan
13) Sean
12) Joseph
11) Arthur
10) Nathan
9) Jeffrey
8) Anthony
7) James
6) Matthew
5) Brandon
4) John
3) Justin
2) Daniel
1) Christopher
I think the biggest takeaway here is that if his name starts with a “J,” you’ll be pretty satisfied with what you get.
Now, what say you? Are you one of the lucky five listed here? Can you vouch for one or more of these names? Let us know!
