Money’s going missing from your wallet. You’re *pretty* sure it’s your roomie. How do you confront them? It’s happening to one Bert Show listener, but he’s got a DIABOLICAL plan for catching his roommate.

Here’s what he sent us:

I have started to notice that money is going missing out of my wallet. At first I thought it was just me and tossed it up as a loss. Well, then it became more and more common. Since the beginning of May I have had close to $350 dollars go missing!

Once I noticed a trend, I began keeping track of how much I had on me. I started keeping my wallet in my locked car or even in my room except money is still going missing. I am at a loss of what to do. I don’t want to accuse anybody but this is a problem!

Whelp, he’s ALREADY got a plan: he planted FAKE money so if his roommate steals it, she’s gonna get caught when she tries to pay for stuff